yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

(via profesor-reject)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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(via ace)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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(Source: idontsmokeweedandiwantyoutoknow, via hotboyproblems)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via relahvant)

disloyalties:

My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion

(via ericisntfunny)